I Gots No Feet!

I made a fascinating discovery tonight. I lost my feet. I was looking down and realized I can’t see my feet anymore. Interesting . . . I wonder where they went. They were there when I was sitting in the recliner –bigger than life (I am experiencing some swelling this week) but later on *poof* they were gone. Nothing but baby belly as far as the eye can see. So if anyone sees my feet, let me know, I have a feeling I won’t see them again until sometime in August.